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Hari nih hajar tak ada ape nak cerita..so, hajar kongsi dengan semua some jokes..
maaf ler kalau ia tak berapa nak lawak yer.hehehe...sekadar ingin share jer...
ENJOICE!!!
In Malaysia after every 10 minutes a woman gives birth to a kid.
Abu stands up :
we must find & stop her!.
2. Abu -Why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Abu- If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
running?
3. Teacher : "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Abu : The future tense is "you will go to
jail".
4. Abu was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. Abu told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : it's already raining.
Abu : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. Abu wins RM200 from 50 sen lottery ticket. Dealer
gave RM110 after deducting tax. Angry Abu: "Give me RM200 or
else return my 50 sen back.
7. Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Parcel
Abu :- Why did you come so far. Instead u could have posted
it....
8. Abu's wish : When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the
passengers in the bus he was driving..
9. Abu at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
10. Abu was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: " Why are you writing so slowly?
Abu : "I'm writing to my 6 year old son,
he can't read very fast.
11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Nilai. Local
Abu's neighbour have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
12. A man asked Abu, why Ahmad Badawi goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Abu replied "Elllooo... Badawi is PM not AM".
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