Hari nih hajar tak ada ape nak cerita..so, hajar kongsi dengan semua some jokes..
maaf ler kalau ia tak berapa nak lawak yer.hehehe...sekadar ingin share jer...
1. A Teacher lecturing on population :
In Malaysia after every 10 minutes a woman gives birth to a kid.
Abu stands up :
we must find & stop her!.
2. Abu -Why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Abu- If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
3. Teacher : "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Abu : The future tense is "you will go to
4. Abu was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. Abu told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : it's already raining.
Abu : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. Abu wins RM200 from 50 sen lottery ticket. Dealer
gave RM110 after deducting tax. Angry Abu: "Give me RM200 or
else return my 50 sen back.
7. Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Parcel
Abu :- Why did you come so far. Instead u could have posted
8. Abu's wish : When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the
passengers in the bus he was driving..
9. Abu at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
10. Abu was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: " Why are you writing so slowly?
Abu : "I'm writing to my 6 year old son,
he can't read very fast.
11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Nilai. Local
Abu's neighbour have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
12. A man asked Abu, why Ahmad Badawi goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Abu replied "Elllooo... Badawi is PM not AM".