Sunday, February 27, 2011

jom gelak ramai2...

Kat cni saja jer nak share some hilang skit stress kan.

1.        A Teacher lecturing on population -
           In Malaysia after every 10 minutes a woman gives birth to a kid.
           Abu stands up- we must find & stop her!.

 2.       Abu -Why are all these people running?
          Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
          Abu- If only the winner will get the cup, why are others

 3.       Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
          into future tense. Abu: The future tense is "you will go to
 4.        Abu was filling up application form for a job. He was
           not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
           After much thought he wrote: Yes!
 5.        Abu told his servant: Go and water the plants.  
           Servant: it's already raining. Abu: So what? Take an
           umbrella and go.
 6.        Abu wins RM200  from 50 sen lottery ticket. Dealer
           gave RM110 after deducting tax. Angry Abu: "Give me RM200 or
           else  return my 50 sen back.
 7.       Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Parcel
           Abu:- Why did you come so far. Instead u could have posted
 8.       Abu's wish : When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died
           peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the
           passengers in the bus he was driving..

 9.       Abu at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
          looking thing is what you call modern art ?
           Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

 10.      Abu was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:
          " Why are you writing so slowly? Abu: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son,
            he can't read very fast.

 11.    Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Nilai. Local
          Abu's neighbour have so far found 500 bodies and are still
          digging for more..

 12.   A man asked Abu, why Ahmad Badawi goes walking at evening not
         in the morning. Abu replied "Elllooo... Badawi is PM not AM".

hhahaha...ok right..

till then..

:: teratak kaseh kiter ::

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